I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
Randomize
