if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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