PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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