it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
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