The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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