Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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