Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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