I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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