i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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