never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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