smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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