nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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