I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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