Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Randomize
