i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
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