it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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