I cockslap morals
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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