question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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