Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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