Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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