my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
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