So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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