I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
her vagine was all disorganized.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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