dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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