doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I don't deserve a penis
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
i now understand why vodka
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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