Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
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