my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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