But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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