I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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