I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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