I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
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