I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
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