Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
being pregnant is like rehab
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
You pole danced in your parka.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Randomize
