i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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