I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
