You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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