Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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