Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I need to wash the frat house off of me
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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