i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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