just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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