I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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