Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Randomize
