Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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