Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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