OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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