Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
