So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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