i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
The air taste purple.
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