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I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
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