Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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